The Irish low-cost Ryanair posted a brilliant response to reports that two pilots are under investigation for tracing the shape of a penis in their flight-path.
"This is why we don't fly schlong haul," Ryanair wrote.
this is why we don't fly schlong haul https://t.co/brjCx502LC
— Ryanair (@Ryanair) November 17, 2020
The madness doesn't stop there, though.
The stunt was reportedly a show of solidarity from the pilots with Russian footballer Artem Dzyuba, who earlier this month was suspended from international duty after a video that appeared to show him masturbating on a bed was leaked online.
The phallic protest was carried out over the city of Neftekamsk, and the pilots apparently requested permission to perform air maneuvers with a convenient cover of 'a need to check radio-navigation equipment'.
